It's THE OBLIQUE STRATEGY!

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poster detail
"A sinister Oblique line which our Heads can pass but the Batwings can’t"
[Detail from the poster for the 3rd Oblique Strategy gig, drawn by Nick—
Obliquely upwards from left to right: Nick, Stephen, Mike & David]

  1. Who the hell were The Oblique Strategy??
  2. Just when was all this going on exactly?
  3. So how did it all get started then?
  4. And what was the music like?
  5. So whatever happened to them in the end?
  6. Gigography
  7. Discography

Q: Who the HELL were The Oblique Strategy?!

A: Ah, well, that's an easy one. The Oblique Strategy, [MCB's roughest punk band…] were indisputeably:

Nickler of the vocals deakie vs. the audience
Mike shakes his locks steven in ectasy

Q: Just when was all this going on, exactly?

A: Well, from about November 1991, to about April 1992… and what an exciting six months it was, readers! :)

nick's going to teach himself who's boss David astride da bass

Q: So how did it all get started?

A: Well, you see, the avant-gardencentred omnidelic collective Hybrid had dissolved in the aftermath of its 'infamous' gig at Dromore Rugby Club, leaving Nickless, Deakie & Stephen to seek a new vehicle to pop success. A bold plan was in their heads: they wanted to enlist the services of the legendary sonic wizard of Cairnshill & the Belfast Royal Academic Institution, the man who boldly introduced himself to those who courted his presence as

"Mike—you know, as in… Mike".

But the offer put Mike into a quandry. He was already commenced on a sawdust strewn musical voyage with his drumming soulmate John Sweeny. How could he abandon his companion in audio bliss? It was a heart rending choice. But the pretenious time signature changes our boys were offering him proved a temptation Mike could not refuse. He came. And he brought his about 50 (well at least 3 ;-) synthesizers, his Copicat, a Marshall 4-by-12 cab, fuck-off bass bins, millions of leads and spangly guitar with him. But more than just these. Mike brought: his pedals…
And thus, The Oblique Strategy was formed.


Q: And what was the music like?

A: Well, for some reason we took it upon ourselves to learn this bloody massive great two-hour long set of cover versions, under the bizarre delusion that the public houses of Belfarce would pay us hundreds of pounds to entertain their punters with these tunes. And oh, what tunes! An incongruous mixture of sawdust music from the likes of Deep Purple, Steppenwolf and The Doors, and the new wave analogue classics of Tubeway Army, The Stranglers and Brian Eno (who of course inspired the band’s name). Probably the only ones we all liked were the wonderful Genesis numbers such as The Fountain of Salmacis and Firth of Fifth.
Original band compositions were few and far between, although the period did see the "genesis" [sorry—Ed.] of such Nick Carlisle classics as People With & Without Pets and Scary Parrots

deakie enshrouded

Q: So whatever happened to them in the end?

A: Well, after their 3rd gig, most of the band had A-levels to revise for, and if the truth be known, we’d all bored ourselves a bit with endless rehearsals to learn a stonking great 2 hour set of (rather oblique) cover versions note perfectly, while neglecting our own song writing somewhat.
So, when those A-levels were been & done, we just never really got back together again…
Mike hung up his guitar, plugged in his synths, and teamed up with Johnny Rice’s band Midway Down, who very shortly turned into Belfast’s most palindromic inter-galactic erp-rockers, AmonullonomA, although these days he’ one half of electronic experimental psychedelic-ethnic-hypnotic recording act The Singularity.

mike kicks out the pedals hello staley

Nick, David & Stephen quickly became embroiled in NornIrond’s most avant-garde, androgynous and ahine Queen Tribute Band, the Blue Powder Monkeys [Mike joined us on stage at the BPM’s 3rd gig for an encore of Watcher of the Skies]. Nick and Dave then went on to werk together for nigh on an decade in analogue popmeisters The Feline Dream (with Stephen being not unknown to help them out on drums from time to time)


Gigography

The Oblique Strategy performed three lovely gigs, which were:

  1. 6th March 1992, in the dining room, Charlotte Bryson's house, Ballyskeagh
    (it was her 18th Birthday Party, you know…) The highlight of this gig was undoubtedly when, at the end of a 2-hour set, we reached the climactic guitar solo of 'The Fountain of Salmacis'. Nick and Dave thought to themselves that Mike's guitar was rather unaudibly quiet, and turned around to discover that he had quite liderraly vanished, allegedly to assist a young lady with a pint of milk. Professionals to the end, Nick & Dave sang the guitar solo in perfect harmony…
  2. 10th March 1992, in the 'music room', Steven Barrett’s house, Carryduff
    (it was his 18th Birthday Party, you know…) The gig featured the first ever live public performance of original compositions by Nicholas P. Carlisle, namely the analogue-eco-angst pair of I Can't See … My Clear Day.
  3. 10th April 1992, the Whitla Hall, Methodist College Belfast
    (it was the Moneybox Easter Rock Concert, you know…) Widely regarded by the band themselves as a depressing flop, this was the gig where the audience gave a bigger cheer for the lights than the actual band.
drums THE MELLOTRON BIT

Discograhy

Well, of course The Oblique Srategy never made any records.
Nonetheless, the scary fact is that in our dusty archives there is about 3 full CDs worth (yes that’s 3 × 74mins!?) of recordings and demos, including all of our 1st and 3rd gigs.
And to top it all, the 3rd gig is also available on video— YouTube Madness!! (Stills from that video adorn this page.)


Here's a link to a site dedicated to Eno & Schmid’s Oblique Strategy cards…

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